The Life Meme

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Published: May 28, 2012

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_{[x] I am shorter than 5'4.
[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (That didn't turn out so great if I remember... >_>")
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
Total: 4

Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
Total: 1

School/Work
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school
[/] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honour Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[x] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired
Total: 4.5

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
Total: 4

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
Total: 1

Traveling
[/] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada. (Was about to.)
[ ] I've been to Mexico. (Could've but got the flu.)
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan. (I WANNA GO THERE!!! )
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa. (Lion King? O.o)
Total: 1.5

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (Ew, I hate milk.)
[/] I've crashed a car. (In a car crash... Twice.)
[ ] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. (Who uses MySpace and you're not suppose to do that anywhere!)
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi. (When you know someone's father as a taxi driver...)
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi. (My dad fricking works at a sushi shop...)
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
Total: 9.5

Relationships
[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship. (Rather, I don't know how to get rid of it without someone at home noticing...)
Total: 7

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain. (A whole week cuz it was raining for five days straight... Damn you ACT week. .___.")
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
Total: 3

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've ran a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
Total: 5

Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten mushrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.
Total: 2
P.S. What are all these drugs? O.o

Death and Suicide
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
Total: 2

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
Total: 3

Random
[x] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[ ] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (Phone never rings unless it's the alarm. )
[x] I'm a snob about grammar. (Grammar Nazi with the whole good/well concept.)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat.
[x] I love Spam. (You mean the meat right?)
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day. (I don't even own that many. )
[x] I bake well.
[x] My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (Blah.)
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts. (Holy Spirit. Duh.)
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. (I have a guilty conscious of not turning things in.)
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (Die!!! >)
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love dark chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
Total: 19

[x] All of those are answered honestly.}